Predator Press New “Man of the Year” a Woman?
Predator Press
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Yes folks, it’s true. Larry Craig -the undefeated Predator Press Man of the Year for two years in a row- just might have finally been unseated.
And I’m proud to announce that the new nominee has an extra “X” chromosome! (Or a "Y" ... I dunno. I lose track. What do I look like? A chromosomologist?)
Sure Miss Hilton has let herself go a bit [woof!] since she and Nicole Richie’s "The Simple Life" garnered four consecutive nominations for the Teen Choice Award. But wouldn’t you be bummed if you were nominated four times for something you didn’t win? Teenagers, if you think about it, are far too preoccupied growing their hair weird 'an listening Def Leppard and Bruce Springsteen records to know what’s really “cool” anyway.
Who besides Miss Hilton has the courage to trash-talk a posse of rap artists, get bitch slapped, and then Tweet in tearful desperation while waiting for the ambulance and police [as seen here]?-And before you say it, does Glenn Beck even have a video blog?
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P.S. Thanks for pointing out that Perez cries like Glenn Beck--there really is a resemblance there.
What has happened to us???
Stephanie: I was going to go with Kirstie Alley, but I doubted my mainstream readers had large enough monitors to accomodate.
Alex: Apparently. As more details unfolded I found out that he [and I use the term loosely] didn't even dial 911.
Don: I was concerned women would be offended by the Perez comparison.
-Luckily I only think a handful of people really "got" the joke anyway.
Kathcom: I actually drafted this a few days ago. I didn't post it right away because 1) I was concerned it would offend women, 2) I thought a billion bloggers would have already addressed it, and 3) the original title was "Die! Die! Die!" ... I'm not advocating violence, but there's a handful of people I wouldn't mind putting on a solid gold boat that drifts slowly toward Somalia ...
There was a fourth reason that speaks to your point as well .. I, as I'm sure CNN did, felt slimy just acknowledging this pompous little slob.
I have no idea if I like the music, and maybe I won't even listen to it ... but that is well-spent $ any way you slice it.