Monday

Billy Mayes Dead

Predator Press

[LOBO]

According to Fox News, 'OxiClean' and 'Mighty Putty' pitchman Billy Mays, 50, was found dead Sunday morning.

That’s Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays in three days. They’re all in my thoughts and prayers.

-And so are explicit directions to Nicolas Cage’s house.


5 comments:

Stephanie Barr said...

Bye. Please don't pitch any heavenly or otherwise products.

brookeamanda said...

I just wrote about this, too :) But why doesn't someone put Paris Hilton out of her misery?!

Bee said...

I thought you were spoofing and then I heard it on the news just now. Wow.

Or you know WOW!!

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap, I was just busting on this guy a week ago (along with the other pitchmen) in my blog. I swear I had nothing to do with it.

LOBO said...

Stephanie: haha ... "But wait! There's more!"

brookamanda: Paris or Perez ..I'm not real picky anymore.

Bee: I still think he was murdered by Vince Shlomi.

Lunatron: I had the same experience with Tammy Faye Baker [sp?] and Anna Nicole ... I've actually had to delete posts because of bizarre timing and poor taste ...