Play this for much-needed dramatic
ambiance until John Williams sues me.
Then stop doing that.
Mission Statement and Charter:
You will NEVER find intelligent life in outer space.
In fact, you'll be hard-pressed to find any here.
And eventually you'll have to ask yourself from a Darwinian standpoint, "Is intelligence really beneficial to a species in the long run?"
Take the shark for instance. The shark doesn't give a crap about quantum physics, thermal dynamics, Feng Shui, punctuation, or, speling.
It eats.
It swims.
It hasn't evolved a single iota in like at least fifteen or twenty years.
And if you ate and swam without sleeping or evolving for like twenty years, you would be pretty cranky too.
Yet the shark lacks the capacity to wipe out all the other sharks now, doesn't it?
Unless it was some crazy diamond-plated nuclear robot ubershark with lazerbeam eyes and jackhammer fins, even the most ambitious "Plan of Action" for the average, plain 'ol garden-variety "revenge-upon-Humanity" seeking shark would be to become an employee for the DMV.
... Or maybe a telemarketer if he were serious enough.
Sharks don't need your lofty concept of "Evolution", thank you.
Maybe a dental plan.
A few breath mints.
But that's it.
Join us, the Predator Press, as we celebrate "The Great Debacle of Humanity" and this brief, insignificant, narcissistic biological spectacle in all its glory.
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