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Yeah sure … we’ve all heard of K-Y Jelly. But Predator Press is currently in negotiations with the fine folks at McNiel-PPC and anticipating the release of K-Y-Not? Jelly in early 2010.
The principle is simple: it's a lubricant for people that aren’t having “traditional” sex, vis-à-vis participating in sex with a partner.
As you apply K-Y-Not? Jelly, highly concentrated doses of Sodium Pentathol aka 'Truth Serum' are absorbed through the pores; idle and unanswered tearful questions like “Why doesn’t [insert name] love me? and “Why aren’t I really ‘Getting Laid'?” are now a thing of the past:
“I might never have known I was a fatassed cow in serious need of a pedicure and acne medications,” says longtime-user Rachel Meeks of 1545 Winslow Lane, Miami Florida 904-555-1598. “But there I was telling myself between Krispy Kremes.”
“Dude,” says longtime-user Travis 'Dale' Earnhardt Junior of 559 Apartment C2, Grovesner, Alabama, payphone. “I liked her Mercedes. But who knew calling her a ‘nappy ho’ might have an effect on whether or not the snooty bitch would sleep with me? What a slut!”Don’t ever ever ever go another night not knowing exactly why the opposite sex can’t stand the sight of you: call 559-555-9278 right now and get a two week supply of K-Y-Not? Jelly and a bucket of antidepressants totally FREE.
2 comments:
Yeah, tell me how it pans out. I don't see the appeal but people buy the damnedest things.
Ron Popeil like the idea so much, he recently dressed up like a hooker and kicked the crap out of Vince Shlomi for it.
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