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Oh come on, you're all thinking it ... but apparently Predator Press is the only publication in the whole damn world with the massive huevos required to pick on a little girl jailed in Italy.
-That thing has it’s own stenographer.
Yikes!
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Who is Amanda Knox and I why should I care about the state of her lips?
As a Rocket Scientist, I’m always mystified at the huge gaps in knowledge you seem to have regarding Bigfoot. What the heck do they have you guys studying nowadays?
Amanda Knox met Bigfoot on a redeye out of San Francisco, and they had a whirlwind romance. Alas, the world wasn’t ready for such interspecies relationships and they faced much discrimination; in an effort to stem the tide of ignorant hostility, Bigfoot shaved completely -but to Amanda’s horror, he looked just like Vince Vaughn.
Now repulsed by her lover, Amanda ran away to Italy and spiraled downward in a seething cesspool of gelato and brushetta-fueled debauchery -likely to fade into heartbroken obscurity forever. But one day she accidentally collided pasto with antipasto and shattered the Space-Time Continuum; Bigfoot, rushing to her rescue, was unfortunately mistaken for Vince Vaughn and shot by Sarah Palin. His remains are mounted in Palin’s trophy room until this day.
Today this tragedy lives on almost solely as a cautionary tale: no matter how big a guy’s feet are, one should take a moment to reflect upon the idea he probably looks like Vince Vaughn underneath before casting your tender heart into the merciless, churning razor-toothed void that is destiny.
I hope this clears things up somewhat.
Blistex, Valtrex... Give her something!
Is it pertinent that my father had size fifteen feet?
I, however, do not have cold sores.
Candice: This was the end for Trojan's 'Burlapped for Her Pleasure' line ...
Stephanie: Keeping them warm and toasty is recommended wholesale by the AMA.
PS: I just got a bunch of cool "Twitter" reads including http://twitter.com/NASA, http://twitter.com/LRO_NASA, and http://twitter.com/LCROSS_NASA, all of which give fairly regular NASA updates.
(No Bigfoot though)
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