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[LOBO]

In 2010, Flowbee will introduce three new
settings: Lesbian, Butch, and Semper Fi.

You can never have a bad hair day at the Redneck Bar and Grill.

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After years of resisting Western influences,
Al Qaeda will struggle with the concept of "Bring
Your Daughter to Work" Day this April.

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Well, at least they stopped using curse words.

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click image to ... uh ...Ethan, drunk and on vacation in Cancun,
passes out cold with hats on backwards

[As a gag, we airbrushed out his muscles.]

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DESPITE GPA DIVE, PARIS HILTON'S
QUANTUM MECHANICS FOR DUMMIES
#1 BESTSELLER ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES

"Paris’ tawdry and sexualized behavior objectifies and therefore degrades all women," says pasty, pudgy, acne-riddled, Twinkie-scarfing, Starbucks-toting, hemp-wearing, hairy snaggltoothed gnarly-toed behemoth pooch protester.

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FRUMPY ASTRONAUT
TELLS KELLOGG'S:
"FUCK WHEATIES"

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TIGER WOODS LOSES COOL
FILMING CEREAL COMMERCIAL,
KILLS "SNAP"

Threatens "Crackle", "Pop"

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Photo taken on "Casual Friday" in the Predator Press Mailroom.
Currently accepting applications at careerbuilder.com.

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PFIZER UNVEILS NEW TARTAR
CONTROL MICROSOFT-
FLAVORED VISTA RITALIN
TO 12 DEAD, MIXED REVIEWS

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I think this chick digs me.

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During military enactments of LOBO revealing his true identity, many physically inferior stand-ins were slain; even with extensive protective gear, most are tragically asphyxiated by the confetti.

Our hearts go out to the families.

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“I always knew if I ever got on
Predator Press,I was supposed
to remember to ‘plug’ something.

... Um, do you have a mirror?”

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"Okay, show of hands.

... Who thinks I should replace the clutch in the Chick Magnet?"

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Dick and Condoleeza, quietly regretting the failure to implement LOBO’s “Hot Chicks and Beer” initiatives.

--It would bear out historically to be the single biggest blunder of the Bush Administration.

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"Ah screw the game.
Do you think LOBO
will post today?"