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Following up on ABC News and CNN stories asserting online queries regarding the death of Michael Jackson nearly brought down the internet, Predator Press has uncovered what will doubtlessly be the largest international murder plot in the history of humankind."Michael Jackson's death caused an 'internet overload,' crashing popular sites such as Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, YouTube and Google," said a very scientific-looking guy. "When you consider that these are the primary methods of communication for Hossein Mousavi's revolutionary supporters, it's clear this was no accident."
Jackson's nose is anticipated to bring in upwards of $600,000 on eBay, and videos of Ahmadinejad militants training for the macabre mission on Mister Potato Heads probably exist.
Probably.
5 comments:
I wonder when the auction will start? I have $0.60 left in my paypal account to start the bidding.
Lunatron: But how will we know it isn't a regular garden-variety Mr Potato Head Nose?
I'll need some authentification. Do we know anyone that tests booger DNA?
Also known as nasal secretions, boogers can be analyzed extensively. I've googled it so it must be true:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1823/can-dna-from-a-booger-be-used-as-evidence
Don't overlook the obvious - Mark Sanford is a more likely suspect.
Sue: Because I just had breakfast, I'm gonna take your word on this ... :)
Karen: [Insert "sleeper agent" joke here]
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