What if our Alien Visitors are Delicious?
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Oh, come on ... you're all thinking it, you're just too chicken to ask.
And I can already hear you bleeding heart liberals complaining, 'But LOBO, aliens capable of interstellar travel would be super-intelligent!' blah blah.
Oh please ... ridden a bus lately? What if these are celestial losers tryin to get a picture of themselves next to the intergalactic equivalent of the 'World's Biggest Ball of Yarn?"
Pthbttt!
The capability of travel doesn't impress me. In fact non-intelligent beings travel every day (see photo, right).
And frankly, these rude and unannounced tourists being 'intelligent' only makes the idea more attractive: what could be better than a meal that preheats the oven, sets the timer, lathers itself in a fine Mornay sauce and is fully cooked to a succulent golden-brown before you even get home?
As far as I'm concerned, the only question is whether to serve them with a white wine or a red.
[LOBO]Oh, come on ... you're all thinking it, you're just too chicken to ask.
And I can already hear you bleeding heart liberals complaining, 'But LOBO, aliens capable of interstellar travel would be super-intelligent!' blah blah.
Oh please ... ridden a bus lately? What if these are celestial losers tryin to get a picture of themselves next to the intergalactic equivalent of the 'World's Biggest Ball of Yarn?"
Pthbttt!
The capability of travel doesn't impress me. In fact non-intelligent beings travel every day (see photo, right).And frankly, these rude and unannounced tourists being 'intelligent' only makes the idea more attractive: what could be better than a meal that preheats the oven, sets the timer, lathers itself in a fine Mornay sauce and is fully cooked to a succulent golden-brown before you even get home?
As far as I'm concerned, the only question is whether to serve them with a white wine or a red.
Comments
It goes with everything and often comes in a box.
-After all those cattle mutilations, Boone has an axe to grind anyways.
I can see it now..."Yeah, there was life on Mars, beautiful little plants and some foraging beasts, but, hey, there's only so long one can eat dehydrated food. Steak and a salad called to me, what can I say? By the way, they were delicious, better though if I'd had something besides Tang to drink."
Mmmmmm ... kittens
Stephanie B: Too late. I liberated Mars from the "Aqueduct Tax" in 1992, and they have been so happy I haven't heard from them since.
Stickman: Man I thought I was a cynic.
But I assure you the Martians are for too evolved to treat their kind with such cruelty.
Therefore they are 100% safe to eat.
Sue: Did you ever think that maybe the mutilated cows are actually space cows, and the sprawl of organs is actually natural for them in a state of lower gravity?
Hm?