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I thought a "Misogynist" might be a cool thing, like "Macho-Handsome Karate Fighter."
-But no! Merriam-Webster defines Misogynist as "One who harbors a hatred of women."
Well, who needs a Dictionary now, lil Miss Hoity-Toity Stephanie B -aka Rocket Scientist?
-I happen to love women, as evidenced by all the pornography my wife made me throw out when we got married.
Take that, "Science."
23 comments:
I hope it’s obvious I’m teasing one of my recent commenters, Stephanie B (aka the Rocket Scientist).
Seriously it’s a great and well-written site.
Now go!
Visit!
It's your own fault for getting a defenition from a dictionary with a chick name.
That Merriam can be a real @!#%, but Webster is super cool. We were in 4-H together.
-To this day, I've never seen so many hookers in the same place at the same time.
Here this whole time I thought people were saying Massage Gymnast. I always pictured Mary Lou Retten giving people massages. I wondered what that had to do with me!
It's funny. I was trying at one point –I swear to God- to figure out what the word “Misogynist” meant by breaking it down phonetically. At best I came up with stuff like "Missile Washer."
-I didn’t use that for obvious reasons.
Lobo, apparently you have never been to Free Waffles and Valtrex day at a Carson City IHOP before...
Once my wife reads this post, I doubt I'll be able to even fly over Carson City.
-But thanks!
:)
Maybe you project misogynistic machismo to the ladies...where you hate women, but they love you.
I have a sense of humor, you know. Glad you do, too. And note, I said, "I never pictured you as a misogynist." See, the story didn't jibe with my image of your real attitude toward women.
Though the fact you collected pornography is no surprise. :)
I'm always curious about the phrase, "couldn't be more wrong." If this is as wrong as I get, I'm doing pretty damn good.
I, personally, take "bitch" as a compliment.
Sorry, should have said "I never pegged you as a misogynist." Same concept, though.
The AK: If my wife reads that comment, I would be a widow 'cuz she'd die laughing.
We got kids dude. Tread lightly.
Stephanie B: haha! I was a little worried about this one (for obvious reasons). Thanks for taking it as the good-natured ribbing I intended!
Fella, you just scored a point for us all (sniff!). God bless you.
I'm with Rocket Scientist. I think the previous post you made is HILARIOUS (and I don't really have a sense of humor, unlike Rocket), but misogyny does not necessarily involve hating women's bodies... a misogynist can love nude women, but either detest or ignore the true essence of women--their minds, tendencies, emotions, etc.
If that adds no clarification for you I am not surprised. My husband doesn't understand the difference, either. Perhaps my own opinions of him--and of you--make me a misandronist.
Now look that one up...
Yay! My sister adding to Lobo's vocabulary (she's a Ph.D. in English)! Ooh, ooh! I know what misandronist means (but only because I know the difference between polygamy and polyandry)!
Chris Wood: Well, we must use our powers for good –not evil. Don’t forget that I have a long history of supporting pro-women issues such as “Ladies Night” at bars and wiping out Women’s Suffrage.
How soon they forget.
Shakespeare: I’m glad you liked it!
Misandronism is silly. You can’t hold an android’s actions against them as they are only doing what they are programmed to do. I look forward to the day when we’ve evolved to the point when robots are no longer discriminated against, and robots and men can wipe out other countries marching side-by-side in peace and harmony.
Stephanie B: It’s true, the subtle difference between polygamy and polyandry is lost on many. But how often does sexual gratification from geometric shapes come up in “normal” everyday lives?
And if you ask me, those triangles are just askin’ for it all tarted up like that.
Are you telling me you don't use geometric shapes to promote sexual gratification on a daily basis? (Your poor wife!) Although, as a general rule, I avoid items with sharp points.
I absolutely love encountering people who know what "polyandry" means.
I'm with Phyl. Good vocabulary is sexy.
Wait... whats wrong with being a misogynist?
Is there a word for a female that hates males... or is that just 'woman'... haha, masculine revolution away!
*scampers back to dark hiding place*
You and Stephanie need to start a blog together. Your witty repartee would be worth seeing on a blog. Oh, wait, here it is already.
I agree with you, though: Stephanie's blog is one not to be missed. I don't often comment, because much of what she says goes way over my head. However, I enjoy her writing. She is one of the better bloggers around. If the two of you worked together on a blog, it would be a double gem.
Alex, psst, see Shakespeare's comment.
Thanks, unfinishedrambler. You're sweet.
Stephanie- BUT I CAN'T READ! but seriously
' a misogynist can love nude women, but either detest or ignore the true essence of women--their minds, tendencies, emotions, etc'
I think I have that^
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