I Don't Want To Be An "I Told You So," But ...
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Hah!
After four long years of me blogging warnings -warnings that have gone almost completely ignored- the day has come:
-Zombie Pirates are on the move!
You can go to CNN to see for yourself -but I wouldn’t blame you for being too stricken with terror to leave this media Beacon of Truth known humbly as Predator Press ... I mean why weren't those CNN guys warning you all this time?
Did you ever think about that?
Hm?
Well, those zombie pirates didn’t catch this so-called journalist unawares: unlike Woody Harrelson I’ve got plenty of canned goods –enough to take me all the way through World Wars IV, X, and years into the subsequent Pirate Zombie Omnocracy!
Screw you people. I figure I can wait this thing out.
And it could have been worse frankly. I mean they could have been zombie pirate robots. Or maybe even zombie pirate astronauts! Trust me, zombie pirate astronauts are the worst: one day you’re an Average Joe stockbroker, ‘an the next, FOOM, you’re enslaved in a labor camp on Alpha Centauri makin’ tiny little fitted spacesuits for evil pirate zombie parrots.
Let me tell you, o loyal reader: makin’ evil pirate zombie parrot space booties ain’t no picnic.
-They got these teeny little buckles and a double inseam.
[LOBO]
Hah!
After four long years of me blogging warnings -warnings that have gone almost completely ignored- the day has come:
-Zombie Pirates are on the move!
You can go to CNN to see for yourself -but I wouldn’t blame you for being too stricken with terror to leave this media Beacon of Truth known humbly as Predator Press ... I mean why weren't those CNN guys warning you all this time?
Did you ever think about that?
Hm?
Well, those zombie pirates didn’t catch this so-called journalist unawares: unlike Woody Harrelson I’ve got plenty of canned goods –enough to take me all the way through World Wars IV, X, and years into the subsequent Pirate Zombie Omnocracy!
Screw you people. I figure I can wait this thing out.And it could have been worse frankly. I mean they could have been zombie pirate robots. Or maybe even zombie pirate astronauts! Trust me, zombie pirate astronauts are the worst: one day you’re an Average Joe stockbroker, ‘an the next, FOOM, you’re enslaved in a labor camp on Alpha Centauri makin’ tiny little fitted spacesuits for evil pirate zombie parrots.
Let me tell you, o loyal reader: makin’ evil pirate zombie parrot space booties ain’t no picnic.
-They got these teeny little buckles and a double inseam.
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-As someone that once entered "Philosopher" on my 1040 EZ just to see what would happen, that made me laugh my a$$ off.
So today I checked the news and ...
... well ...
Okay let's face it. I didn't really even write this post at all.
-It was Dick Cheney.