Tuesday

Obama Gets Gay Dog

Predator Press

[LOBO]

Now before all you homosexuals get upset because I used the word “gay,” remember that Predator Press is a very, eh, alternate lifestyle-friendly publication: I’ve always treated you people committing wanton abominations against God and Nature with nothing but the utmost respect and dignity.

-Let's just say that doghouse better be Feng Shui compliant.


6 comments:

ReformingGeek said...

The dog seems to favor Michelle.

Stickman said...

That's the only time that dog will ever get lei'd. "You people" - that's funny stuff.

Darryl said...

That poor dog was humiliated by that silly display and, you sir, should be embarrassed to think that lei represents the colors of the gay flag.

Sheesh.

Mom said...

Hi there. Just found your blog.

Can someone explain why the dog is wearing a lei?! Anyone? I agree. Gay.

Stop by for a visit.
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Stephanie Barr said...

I refuse to concede that colorful=gay. Or that it would be bad if the dog were gay (isn't that kind of standard with dogs, any way? It's not like they're discriminating...)

The dog's wearing a lei because of Oabama's Hawaiian history. Sheesh.

LOBO said...

Reforming Geek: Ouch!! lol

Stickman: Ya -'twould appear the "tongue-in-cheek" humor here is bein lost on the dog which is fundamentally irrelevant to the joke. This post is spoofing institutionalized faux-tolerance. It’s ironic people are leaping to the dog’s defense. “How dare you?” -haha that slays me.

And for the record, I don't have a problem with people being gay. Some of my best friends probably know people that are gay. Furthermore, I saw a gay guy on TV once and he was a real spiff dresser.

(-Oh and PS: the guy was lei-less.)

Darryl: I wasn't talkin about the lei … I'm sayin the US Prez should have a stainless steel rabid pit bull that flies, breathes fire, an shoots artillery out of it's keyster.

Mom: I will visit! Thanks for coming by! :)

Stephanie B: I used to live in Chicago, and I've never once made my pets wear a ski mask or handcuffs.

-Well, they are fish. It would be tough.