Richard Marks
Predator Press
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Mister Cheney, after 33 waterboardings I doubt Zubaydah is going to tell us anything at all. I recommend halting this procedure due to it's ineffectiveness.
-Also, Starbucks discontinued "Blended Lemonade" earlier this year.
Would you like to order something else?
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This post reminds me of the movie Airplane where the flight attendants are telling the passengers all the horrible things going wrong - without anyone losing it - until they added, "Plus, we're out of coffee." Then, pandemonium.
And it's our fault really: I remember not finding out about Rumsfeld's resignation until six hours after the fact because the headlines were preoccupied with Britney's divorce.
As George Carlin once remarked, "It's a great country, but it's a strange culture."
Stickman: I love the twisted-logic attempt to implicate Starbucks here and may run with this idea … sort of a “You Read It Here First!” expose. I have this mental image of 50,000 franchises simultaneously being burned to the ground, and like 100,000,000 furious yuppies wanderin’ around helplessly with caffeine headaches.