Oh Craig Blair, You Poor GOP Asshat
Predator Press
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Oh Craig Blair, you poor GOP asshat, here I am -a college graduate- already facing washing dishes at Red Lobster to feed my family thanks to eight years of your Bush-addled criminal party "Policies."
-And after the mess you made, oh fearless lawmaker, you brazenly propose a genius plan to further inhibit Average Joe American survival with drug tests for people on unemployment.
-And not at a time when unemployent is low, either: rather than fiddling with it when there are jobs to be had, he picks now -when for some it means life or death.
We sent Michael Vick to jail for what again?
Craig, you're a flat-out evil scumbag. Seriously. You Republican swine screwed us via negligence, and now you -the supposed pro-gun human liberty 'an individual privacy party- are tryin to weasel out on protections people were universally taxed for all those years? Maybe people should be piss-tested before you can take any of their money! H&R Block would be fine with just buying some cups and rubber gloves, right?
And on that note, is there an invasive piss test for intelligence we can make you take? Or maybe one for integrity? For that matter, did you even pay any taxes over your thus far less-than-illustrious and flaccid career?
Welcome to Predator Press you ingrate hypocrite pig: using mere humor, I will tear this country asunder if necessary to rip your tiny little icy black heart from your chest, and shove it from your pasty bloated fat greedy ass all the way up to your Limbaugh-sperm infested gullet.
See you at the country club, you Dame Melba c*nt[1].
-It’s on.
[1]For those of you that don't know, during the Industrial Revolution -while ten people lived in a single room and underage children lost digits and limbs working round-the-clock in factories- Dame Melba was an aristocratic entertainer/celebrity that -along with her well-surfeited guests- made a game of hurling her peach pits at the hungry poor from her balcony.
There's your Republican "Party" at it's apex.
Get angry, or get naked.
-and pray for some lube.
[LOBO]Oh Craig Blair, you poor GOP asshat, here I am -a college graduate- already facing washing dishes at Red Lobster to feed my family thanks to eight years of your Bush-addled criminal party "Policies."
-And after the mess you made, oh fearless lawmaker, you brazenly propose a genius plan to further inhibit Average Joe American survival with drug tests for people on unemployment.
-And not at a time when unemployent is low, either: rather than fiddling with it when there are jobs to be had, he picks now -when for some it means life or death.
We sent Michael Vick to jail for what again?
Craig, you're a flat-out evil scumbag. Seriously. You Republican swine screwed us via negligence, and now you -the supposed pro-gun human liberty 'an individual privacy party- are tryin to weasel out on protections people were universally taxed for all those years? Maybe people should be piss-tested before you can take any of their money! H&R Block would be fine with just buying some cups and rubber gloves, right?
And on that note, is there an invasive piss test for intelligence we can make you take? Or maybe one for integrity? For that matter, did you even pay any taxes over your thus far less-than-illustrious and flaccid career?
Welcome to Predator Press you ingrate hypocrite pig: using mere humor, I will tear this country asunder if necessary to rip your tiny little icy black heart from your chest, and shove it from your pasty bloated fat greedy ass all the way up to your Limbaugh-sperm infested gullet.
See you at the country club, you Dame Melba c*nt[1].
-It’s on.
[1]For those of you that don't know, during the Industrial Revolution -while ten people lived in a single room and underage children lost digits and limbs working round-the-clock in factories- Dame Melba was an aristocratic entertainer/celebrity that -along with her well-surfeited guests- made a game of hurling her peach pits at the hungry poor from her balcony.
There's your Republican "Party" at it's apex.
Get angry, or get naked.
-and pray for some lube.
Comments
Politically, I’m non-denominational … but Jesus Christ I’m sick of these Republican assholes right now. This party is so lame, it’s run by a mediocre radio talk show host college dropout.
If you gotta have someone’s balls slapping against the bridge of your nose so bad, at least have it done by somebody with an Associates degree …
"Ethan," my co-contributor for years, always tried to push me on this political stuff. I think Blair finally tipped the scales ...
-But this invasive government-legitimized bullshit coming from Republicans?
WTF?
The fact that this is getting support is scary. These people whittle away our freedoms in back rooms and on golf courses and freak out if we don't pledge allegiance.
Where did all that "freedom" go? Hm? Or did it really mean "We are 'free' to buss your tables for minimum wage?"
Fuck this criminal empire.
I'm takin' back my country.
Forget that shit. They want low taxes for the rich. They have totally abandoned a balanced budget. They are happy to step into the bedrooms of any American.
I used to balance my politics by thinking I was a social liberal (embrace democrats) and a fiscal conservative (embrace republicans). But the Republicans, since Reagan, have been eager to have a huge budget deficit. What happened to the GOP principles? I'm sure I don't know.
-Today, they are just pigs.