Oh Craig Blair, You Poor GOP Asshat

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[LOBO]

Oh Craig Blair, you poor GOP asshat, here I am -a college graduate- already facing washing dishes at Red Lobster to feed my family thanks to eight years of your Bush-addled criminal party "Policies."

-And after the mess you made, oh fearless lawmaker, you brazenly propose a genius plan to further inhibit Average Joe American survival with drug tests for people on unemployment.

-And not at a time when unemployent is low, either: rather than fiddling with it when there are jobs to be had, he picks now -when for some it means life or death.

We sent Michael Vick to jail for what again?

Craig, you're a flat-out evil scumbag. Seriously. You Republican swine screwed us via negligence, and now you -the supposed pro-gun human liberty 'an individual privacy party- are tryin to weasel out on protections people were universally taxed for all those years? Maybe people should be piss-tested before you can take any of their money! H&R Block would be fine with just buying some cups and rubber gloves, right?

And on that note, is there an invasive piss test for intelligence we can make you take? Or maybe one for integrity? For that matter, did you even pay any taxes over your thus far less-than-illustrious and flaccid career?

Welcome to Predator Press you ingrate hypocrite pig: using mere humor, I will tear this country asunder if necessary to rip your tiny little icy black heart from your chest, and shove it from your pasty bloated fat greedy ass all the way up to your Limbaugh-sperm infested gullet.

See you at the country club, you Dame Melba c*nt[1].

-It’s on.


[1]For those of you that don't know, during the Industrial Revolution -while ten people lived in a single room and underage children lost digits and limbs working round-the-clock in factories- Dame Melba was an aristocratic entertainer/celebrity that -along with her well-surfeited guests- made a game of hurling her peach pits at the hungry poor from her balcony.

There's your Republican "Party" at it's apex.

Get angry, or get naked.

-and pray for some lube.


Comments

LOBO said…
And I’m not done.

Politically, I’m non-denominational … but Jesus Christ I’m sick of these Republican assholes right now. This party is so lame, it’s run by a mediocre radio talk show host college dropout.

If you gotta have someone’s balls slapping against the bridge of your nose so bad, at least have it done by somebody with an Associates degree …
"The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!" Lobo, your snark and bile has a pleasing whiff about it this fine evening. I like it like it I like it!
LOBO said…
Thanks Karl!

"Ethan," my co-contributor for years, always tried to push me on this political stuff. I think Blair finally tipped the scales ...
LOBO said…
Here's the weird thing: months ago I resigned voluntarily and in good graces -therefore not eligible for unemployment benefits anywho.

-But this invasive government-legitimized bullshit coming from Republicans?

WTF?
Stickman said…
LOBO... when does your campaign start? I got your back. It's time for politicians to quit being whiny little babies and actually do something productive. But maybe that requires a leader who has at least a technical certificate from a community education program.
stephanie said…
I try not to take sides either, but the Reps aren't making it easy. They are so clueless to what matters to the people they represent, they keep trotting out losing ideas that have been repeated repudiated via polls and now, elections. Take a hint! Your days of "representing the people" by sacrificing them to the rich are going to have to come to an end. Or you're going to have to hide it a lot better.
LOBO said…
Stickman/Stephanie: This guy is a flat out criminal. I want him shaved, spayed and then deported (in no particular order).

The fact that this is getting support is scary. These people whittle away our freedoms in back rooms and on golf courses and freak out if we don't pledge allegiance.

Where did all that "freedom" go? Hm? Or did it really mean "We are 'free' to buss your tables for minimum wage?"

Fuck this criminal empire.

I'm takin' back my country.
David said…
I am so utterly appalled at my father's republican party. It used to be low taxes/balanced budget/non-invasiveness to the lives of the average American.

Forget that shit. They want low taxes for the rich. They have totally abandoned a balanced budget. They are happy to step into the bedrooms of any American.

I used to balance my politics by thinking I was a social liberal (embrace democrats) and a fiscal conservative (embrace republicans). But the Republicans, since Reagan, have been eager to have a huge budget deficit. What happened to the GOP principles? I'm sure I don't know.
LOBO said…
I know. There were sides of the conservatives I liked for more than a decade.

-Today, they are just pigs.
LOBO said…
Adam Carolla [linked] once said something along the lines of "Both extreme political sides are like loud and unignorable yappy dogs. They should both be crushed so those of us -on the fence in the middle- can think."

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