What if our Alien Visitors are Delicious?

Predator Press

[LOBO]

Oh, come on ... you're all thinking it, you're just too chicken to ask.

And I can already hear you bleeding heart liberals complaining, 'But LOBO, aliens capable of interstellar travel would be super-intelligent!' blah blah.

Oh please ... ridden a bus lately?

What if these are celestial losers tryin to get a picture of themselves next to the intergalactic equivalent of the 'World's Biggest Ball of Yarn?"

Pthbttt!

The capability of travel doesn't impress me. In fact, non-intelligent beings travel every day (see right, also TFASD).

Frankly, these rude and unannounced tourists being 'intelligent' only makes the idea more attractive: what could be better than a meal that preheats the oven, sets the timer, lathers itself in a fine Mornay sauce and is fully cooked to a succulent golden-brown before you even get home?

As far as I'm concerned, the only question is whether to serve them with a white wine or a red.


Julia Child was secretly part of the Jeff Rense Program.


Comments

Anonymous said…
I was once kidnapped by aliens in New Mexico once but they threw me back..they coouldn't cope with a redneck..:))
Anonymous said…
I like it:
alien on a half shell
baked alien stuffed with seaweed
poached alien smothered in truffles
stir-fry aliens and baby seals
heart of alien salad

I have more . . . most stop now....
Anonymous said…
That's a false choice really. There's lots of nice reds and whites that go with alien. It depends on your taste. For example, if you've got a chewy (acidic) Alien alien, then you might very well try to go with a Truncheon Shiraz which is a heavy red capable of competing with the meat dish, or you could go the other way, and drink an Uber-Gewertstiminer, which is sweet enough to kill any diabetic and could balance out the strong taste of the meat.
My stomach literally growled reading this.

Excuse me while I go cook up some alien stir fry now.

Don't worry, I'll save you some! :)
Well ... of course I have had an alien before, and they taste like spicy chicken.

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