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As a rule, the LOBOnian Nation is fairly enlightened; therefore Democracy is tolerated as long as the decisions made are ones I would agree with.
But Democracy makes for really boring television.
God I’m sick of it ... Hillary complaining about this. Barack complaining about that. Blah blah blah blah blah. It’s getting so bad I have no idea what Britney and Lindsay are doing at all anymore.
Would you people elect somebody already? How long can I be expected to quietly sublimate your Will under mine if you won’t shut up about this meaninglessness?
Face it: they’re all lame. I can no sooner imagine Hillary rappelling down an Afghanistanian fortress wall to beat Osama to death with a tire iron than I can McCain playin’ a rockin guitar solo during a surprise cameo at a U2 concert.
8 comments:
What's candidate Speedy's take on multiple partner marriages of convenience?
Well Don, if you are looking to find a tax break and some new babes for the house ..... that's OK!!
The "WifeMax" is 3 ... so before you go out - a - courtin` ....now that just as in fishing for walleye, there is a limit.
What about the masked candidate?
El Demócrata?
I think he has a headlock on some of the southern states.
I like those striped pumps! And the cupcake made me laugh out loud...
Did we finally find the Lobo speech writer for Senator Speedy? :~)
There is rumor floating around the White House that Don has a fourth wife hidden undercover ;~)
Lobo would make the speech writer. Don better start sucking up, specially with a fourth wife running around.
Oh man, I had no idea that speedy was running...well, I know he runs a lot...like a girl...AND he's been known to foist a hefty black lace bra...but that would make him a GREAT politician! I will put his badge on my ranting raving lefty commie hippie political blog right now. This will amuse me much more than the current folderol (great word, huh?).
Meanwhile, did you read about the guy in Britain that tried to citizen arrest John Bolton? buhahaha! I love that when it happens.
It goes without saying that Speedy has my Full Support! Check out his awesome Campaign Promises!
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