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Now it's time to interrupt a dramatic plot with another inconveniently-timed, ill-fated, useless Public Service Message.Have you ever had one of those days when you're cut off in traffic by some jag in a green Nissan Sentra yappin' on his cellphone, and you just want to slam a toaster into his mushy receding hairline until the twitching stops?
Well, you're not alone my friend: according to the American Mental Association, approximately 52,000 Americans suffering from this disease go undiagnosed every year.
Tuesday.
Obama don't dance, but the Comma can rock 'an roll.
5 comments:
I was driving in to work one morning and a green car cut me off!
Being the calm, rational, chickadoo I am, I went over to the other lane, sped up so I could become parallel with this moron that was making my day less bright and cheery.
I got my bird ready. Peeled it out and prominently displayed it when I was parallel to this jackass…
That’s when I knew for sure I was going to hell and not even my cousin Jesus could help me.
The speed racer that cut me off was a NUN!!
I don’t remember what happened after that.
Sometimes you have to turn the other cheek at high speed.
sometimes you have to whip out both birds to get your point across...
A Kenworth bumper up his ass is quite effective...:)))
Sorry about that Bee.
I find the nun outfit cuts way down on my speeding tickets.
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