Heavy Metal
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[LOBO]
LOBOnian Rule of Law dictates that if mom cooks the dinner, someone else must wash the dishes.
And that’s all well and good, but “someone else”, upon occasion, ends up me.
Now how is this fair? When I cook, there’s two dishes: the macaroni and cheese pot, and the big spoon I use to launch “doses” at the kids. Sure there’s some paper towel follow-up on the wallpaper and linoleum ... but if you do it within 48 hours, all that comes off pretty easy.
But with her dishes, I’m scrubbing, arc welding, and calling in diesel-fueled construction and mining equipment ... scientists, physicists, geologists and chemists gotta get involved.
Jesus Christ woman, what the hell did you cook? I make cold cereal, and you are smelting battleships!?
It’s not fair.
Let's just buy new dishes.
My legal disputes are all handled by Julius Bloop.
[LOBO]LOBOnian Rule of Law dictates that if mom cooks the dinner, someone else must wash the dishes.
And that’s all well and good, but “someone else”, upon occasion, ends up me.
Now how is this fair? When I cook, there’s two dishes: the macaroni and cheese pot, and the big spoon I use to launch “doses” at the kids. Sure there’s some paper towel follow-up on the wallpaper and linoleum ... but if you do it within 48 hours, all that comes off pretty easy.
But with her dishes, I’m scrubbing, arc welding, and calling in diesel-fueled construction and mining equipment ... scientists, physicists, geologists and chemists gotta get involved.
Jesus Christ woman, what the hell did you cook? I make cold cereal, and you are smelting battleships!?
It’s not fair.
Let's just buy new dishes.
Comments
you all must fear the long arm of julius bloop justice.