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I don't watch "Survivorman", so I didn't immediately recognize Les Stroud and his Science Channel camera crew.

Unbathed and naked -save for makeshift shoes made from palm fronds and duct tape- he started a fire blindfolded with wet sticks one-handed to boil the leeches he caught. Then, he stuffed six big red hot rocks up his arse to prevent toxic fluid loss from bloody diarrhea.

I don't know how long they were actually waiting in the drive-thru, but I sure hope that McDonalds gets it's act together.


Les would have been better off with some Gorilla Sushi.