Rejection Coverage 2008
Predator Press
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This election -like any other- is goddamn boring, and I've finally figured out exactly why.
See, nobody really loses: there are absolutely no consequences for the flaccid, unimaginative narrow group America decides I'm free to vote for endlessly bugging me with their incessant crap.
There's always:
a) the person that wins the Whole Enchilada, and
b) a ton of leftovers getting tons of $ to make more mind-numbingly pointless and dull speeches.
We need one of those Presidential wanna-bees to be the capitol "L" LOSER so's we can dish out some payback ... and I say we beat that audacious and annoying prick into grainy paste over the next four years for even trying.
Make it a charity thing maybe. For instance, if you pay $1 to the March of Dimes, you get to kick Mike Huckabee in the ribs for Arkansas Amendment 2, "a constitutional amendment increasing the state sales tax 0.125% to improve the state's park system and natural resources".
0.125%? For providing bears a place to shit!?
... I don't even live in Arkansas, and I think that guy is a jerk.
Author's Note: This blog does not represent the ideas nor beliefs of the author, nor does it endorse the ill-treatment of Mike Huckabee.
Mike Huckabee was not harmed during the writing of this post.
[LOBO]
This election -like any other- is goddamn boring, and I've finally figured out exactly why.See, nobody really loses: there are absolutely no consequences for the flaccid, unimaginative narrow group America decides I'm free to vote for endlessly bugging me with their incessant crap.
There's always:
a) the person that wins the Whole Enchilada, and
b) a ton of leftovers getting tons of $ to make more mind-numbingly pointless and dull speeches.
We need one of those Presidential wanna-bees to be the capitol "L" LOSER so's we can dish out some payback ... and I say we beat that audacious and annoying prick into grainy paste over the next four years for even trying.
Make it a charity thing maybe. For instance, if you pay $1 to the March of Dimes, you get to kick Mike Huckabee in the ribs for Arkansas Amendment 2, "a constitutional amendment increasing the state sales tax 0.125% to improve the state's park system and natural resources".
0.125%? For providing bears a place to shit!?
... I don't even live in Arkansas, and I think that guy is a jerk.
Author's Note: This blog does not represent the ideas nor beliefs of the author, nor does it endorse the ill-treatment of Mike Huckabee.
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The tax increase for bear toilet paper would be unBEARable!
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