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No one was more shocked than I when Debbie Dolphin -author of the normally tasteful New England Lighthouse Treasures- issued a vitriolic statement proclaiming all bloggers from the West Coast "Punk Ass Bitches".
-but she's been talkin' trash ever since her record went triple-platinum.
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Looks like Lobo sensationalizing the East vs. West Coast Bloggerz rivalry could fuel the flames of Blogging bashing again?
Perhaps, Emperor Gates can reprogram LOBOcop with C:\Windoze\Satire\PorkRationHolocaust\BlogWars.exe to Technorati Track the resurgent rivalry?
Meanwhile, the perfect news journalists cannot contact Debbie Dolphin for comment who has found a secluded retreat to escape your humorous satirical statement!
Thanks to OpenID issues, my true virtual signature link is:
Debbie
wow I think she's musta have been pissed..:):):)
I'm not sure if there is such a thing as a drive-by lighthouse, but I's hate to get hit by one.
Kinda sexist, don't ya think? I'm probably a punk-ass, but bitch is a tad feminine.
Thank God I'm east coast, then.
I live on the East Coast but spent the last ten years of my life on the West Coast, so whenever a rivalry like this starts I just put the car in neutral, lie down behind it and run myself over.
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