The Proliferation of The Left
Predator Press
[LOBO]
According to ABC News, "Statistics show left-handed people are more likely to be schizophrenic, alcoholic, delinquent, dyslexic, and have Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, as well as mental disabilities."
Further tedious statistics reveal that 7-10% of the human population consists of left-handers; this means one out of ten people are left handed.
But if we act quickly, we could totally wipe this seething hoard of freaks out all at once: at ten to one, in a span of mere days we could eradicate the soulless left-handed menace from the face of the Earth altogether.
I like to think it of it as us helping Darwin help God.
Comments
I fear that this explains a lot.
Since you are my favorite fellow bloggers, I'll have to delete this entire post!
For the record, I knew intuitively I should have ran with my other post idea, "Did I Eat This?" ... but I want to save that one until the film develops.
Haven't seen you in a while! Welcome back!
:)
But please LOBO, you know I love you. Could you just excuse this one itty bitty left handed nut case?:)