Predator Press
[LOBO]
"LOBO" says the text.
"What?"
"CAN YOU READ THIS?"
"Well yeah," I respond.
"YOU DIED 50 YEARS AGO IN AN ELEVATOR, AND WE PUT YOUR FROZEN BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY AS YOU REQUESTED."
"Well, can you please stop typing in these green upper caps?"
"NO. YOU OPTED FOR THE DOS PROTOTYPE."
"But I did get the hovershoes, right?"
"YES."
"And a spell checker?"
"YES. SPELLCHECK COMES STANDARD IN THE FUTURE."
"Can I go to Arbys?"
"ARBYS WAS DESTROYED IN 2019 BECAUSE THEY FORGOT YOUR FRIES AT THE DRIVE THRU. JUST THINK C:\WINDOWS\HISTORY\WWXI\ARBYHOLOCAUST\FLAVOR.EXE"
"Fuck that. This 'Fries' cache file is totally corrupted."
3 comments:
NO!NO!NO! not AAAAArby'ssssss?????
What is LOBOcop's Primary Directive, I wonder?
What is LOBOcop's primary choice of metal polish?
And does he come equipped with just guns or can you switch to missiles (At an appropriate distance.)
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