LOBOcop

Predator Press

[LOBO]

"LOBO" says the text.

"What?"

"CAN YOU READ THIS?"

"Well yeah," I respond.

"YOU DIED 50 YEARS AGO IN AN ELEVATOR, AND WE PUT YOUR FROZEN BRAIN IN A ROBOT BODY AS YOU REQUESTED."

"Well, can you please stop typing in these green upper caps?"

"NO. YOU OPTED FOR THE DOS PROTOTYPE."

"But I did get the hovershoes, right?"

"YES."

"And a spell checker?"

"YES. SPELLCHECK COMES STANDARD IN THE FUTURE."

"Can I go to Arbys?"

"ARBYS WAS DESTROYED IN 2019 BECAUSE THEY FORGOT YOUR FRIES AT THE DRIVE THRU. JUST THINK C:\WINDOWS\HISTORY\WWXI\ARBYHOLOCAUST\FLAVOR.EXE"

"Fuck that. This 'Fries' cache file is totally corrupted."