Rear-Entry in Dumbledore Saga Jolts Potter Fans
Predator Press
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If you care about this, you're either too old to be reading Harry Potter in the first place, or too much of a paranoid homophobic religious nut to be taken seriously.
Still, I'll be looking forward to Book 8: "Harry Potter and the Brokeback Mountain Troll"
I've already drafted the sure-fire blockbuster.
It's amazing.
Even Ethan says I did a fantastic job, but the "Bazillion Wax Cauldron" scene is simply too horrifying; Rowling will want to 'soften that part up' a bit for the kids.
And I'm cool with that J; I'm not some snooty pantywaist that doesn't like people messing with my "art". You can do whatever your brilliant and lucrative storytelling heart wants to do with my ideas for the right amount of cash: bastardize it, change the ending, take pictures of friends urinating on it in the shower, whatever!
In advance anticipation of generous and substantial gratitude for my fine, exhausting efforts, for your convenience I've put the only copy of the script, my copyright application information, a half gallon of gasoline and a book of matches in a Overnight Fed-Ex envelope, pending only your cashier's check and address verification.
... But act fast: Bob Guccione Jr has already offered me 50 bucks.
[LOBO]If you care about this, you're either too old to be reading Harry Potter in the first place, or too much of a paranoid homophobic religious nut to be taken seriously.
Still, I'll be looking forward to Book 8: "Harry Potter and the Brokeback Mountain Troll"
I've already drafted the sure-fire blockbuster.
It's amazing.
Even Ethan says I did a fantastic job, but the "Bazillion Wax Cauldron" scene is simply too horrifying; Rowling will want to 'soften that part up' a bit for the kids.
And I'm cool with that J; I'm not some snooty pantywaist that doesn't like people messing with my "art". You can do whatever your brilliant and lucrative storytelling heart wants to do with my ideas for the right amount of cash: bastardize it, change the ending, take pictures of friends urinating on it in the shower, whatever!
In advance anticipation of generous and substantial gratitude for my fine, exhausting efforts, for your convenience I've put the only copy of the script, my copyright application information, a half gallon of gasoline and a book of matches in a Overnight Fed-Ex envelope, pending only your cashier's check and address verification.
... But act fast: Bob Guccione Jr has already offered me 50 bucks.
Comments
I mean, who does care? Why do we care about being gay or not gay in 2007?!? It drives me crazier than I already am.
I heard on the news that parents were worried about having to explain to their 10 year olds what being 'gay' meant. WTF??!!??
In 1972 I was 10 years old and I knew what that meant, and in 1979 when I was in high school several of my friends were openly gay - that was 28 years ago! This is 2007! What the hell?!?
I hate when people my age start acting like their children are being exposed to something horrible while at the same time forgetting that they were exposed to the same thing at their age...irritating!
OK - I've vented. I feel better now. Thank you! :)
In regard to homosexuality 'n so forth, I just try and image the rather unattractive prospect of myself trying to "switch teams".
Blech. No offense there guys, but you can sharpen a pencil in my keyster, and I'd like to die an old man like that.
Given my deep, unwavering commitment to my "team", these people that condescendingly claim homosexuals "choose" to be gay really amuse me; I mean you just have to salute the obvious 'sexual flexibility' they must be suppressing ...
But, I have to live in this world...and kinda have to accept that other people's philosophies are dif than mine.
Oh, well. I LOVE the female creation..always have..always will.