FEMA Isn't Racist, Just Lazy

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[LOBO]

Ethan says, "Go cover the story in California."

I figure cool right? Nice mild weather, tanned chicks in bikinis, sushi, and being harangued by anti-smoking laws. Bob Gucionne Jr just gave me $50 of blow money minus the shipping costs too; I figure I'm going to go see my "Brokeback Mountain Troll" script being planned by Miramax in style.

Well, it turns out that California is on fire.

I can't believe the sheer irony of my huge story being ruined by California being on fire.

Where the fuck are all the firemen, you hippies!?

Comments

Runs Amuck said…
My Brother, let me know when your script is approved and the filming work begins. I'll buy a few hundred advance tickets. ANYTHING you create, I'll go for.
Just am not so sure about the "brokeback mountain" part.
The "troll" part I am ok with, however. Reminds me of an old girlfriend.

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