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"Pull!" demands Ethan.I comply, and the disk arcs gracefully over to portside of his yacht. Ethan blows the thing into a hanging cloud of dust.
"That's 5 out of 5 sir," I says. "Well done."
Ethan lowers his shotgun. "Where did you get these 'skeet' things? My god, I can't miss!"
"Well sir, they're certainly not cheap."
"I can imagine," he says. "How much are they?"
"About $16.99 apiece."
Ethan reached into the box, and inspects one. "Hey, these are copies of Britney Spears' Blackout!
"Indeed sir," I reply. "A few more hours of this, and she'll go Double Platinum."
"Well, who am I to judge art?" he says, raising his shotgun to his shoulder.
"Pull!"
2 comments:
Please.....shoot every darned one of those things...can't let them get into the hands of the "innocent". Then shoot HER!
A splendid alternative (and superior) use of an otherwise worthless object. May I suggest, purely as a financial 'top tip', that you wait a few weeks until you can pick up these skeets in cut-out bins for a fraction of the price you have been paying now. That's what I do, and, by jove, with the money I've saved, I have established, with limited success, my own zoo. Another three weeks and I should be able to afford an Elephant at this rate!
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