Britney Spears "Gimme More" #1

Predator Press

[LOBO]

"Pull!" demands Ethan.

I comply, and the disk arcs gracefully over to portside of his yacht. Ethan blows the thing into a hanging cloud of dust.

"That's 5 out of 5 sir," I says. "Well done."

Ethan lowers his shotgun. "Where did you get these 'skeet' things? My god, I can't miss!"

"Well sir, they're certainly not cheap."

"I can imagine," he says. "How much are they?"

"About $16.99 apiece."

Ethan reached into the box, and inspects one. "Hey, these are copies of Britney Spears' Blackout!

"Indeed sir," I reply. "A few more hours of this, and she'll go Double Platinum."

"Well, who am I to judge art?" he says, raising his shotgun to his shoulder.

"Pull!"

Comments

Runs Amuck said…
Please.....shoot every darned one of those things...can't let them get into the hands of the "innocent". Then shoot HER!
Mr Moon said…
A splendid alternative (and superior) use of an otherwise worthless object. May I suggest, purely as a financial 'top tip', that you wait a few weeks until you can pick up these skeets in cut-out bins for a fraction of the price you have been paying now. That's what I do, and, by jove, with the money I've saved, I have established, with limited success, my own zoo. Another three weeks and I should be able to afford an Elephant at this rate!

Popular Posts