New "Chick Magnet" Unveiled
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Behold.
Those NASCAR wusses said we shouldn't build it because it doesn't have brakes.
And NASA geeks said we couldn't build it, and the refrigerator in the background photo of the prototype was more aerodynamic.
But all we can hear over the 5,000,000 horsepower engine is soggy panties slapping against the floor.
Like the original, we haven't quite figured out how to make a full-scale mighty Chick Magnet V2.0 work yet.
But we can helicopter it in for $85,000 whenever you want to look cool.
[LOBO]Behold.
Those NASCAR wusses said we shouldn't build it because it doesn't have brakes.
And NASA geeks said we couldn't build it, and the refrigerator in the background photo of the prototype was more aerodynamic.
But all we can hear over the 5,000,000 horsepower engine is soggy panties slapping against the floor.
Like the original, we haven't quite figured out how to make a full-scale mighty Chick Magnet V2.0 work yet.
But we can helicopter it in for $85,000 whenever you want to look cool.
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