Thursday

Predator Press Releases Fragrances

Predator Press

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We know that when you think Predator Press, you think romance; that's why we came out with our spiff new line of fragrances.

Predator Press Perfume ($19.99) has all the amorous scent and flavor of grilled pork chops and stuffing with half the calories; Predator Press Musk ($5.99) hints of creamy brown gravy drenched mushrooms and buttered biscuits.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Those are fine fragrances indeed, sir. I once tried to launch a scent called 'Le Likely', but it failed to adequately cover the smell of booze that hangs around me.