THE LIST
Predator Press
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1) Former Hawaiian Govenor Ben Cayetano for lies, lies, lies.
2) UHPA (The University of Hawaii Professional Assembly) for endorsing the mammoth tuition hike in 1997 -thusly sentencing entire generations of poor and middle class academic hopefuls trapped on a tiny, overpriced island to bussing tables for rich tourists-in hopes of leveraging an inconsequential raise from the then current Governor Ben Cayetano (See Above).
In their defense, that "Aloha Spirit" ain't cheap, and they've made the transition from an economy based on tourism directly to one based on harvesting souls very smooth.
It's easier when you control the information, after all.
3) Telemarketers Lightly salted, jagged and rusty catheters. 'Nuff said.
4) Books Banned by Churches that are are Actually Pretty Lame Overall "Catcher in the Rye" was such a pile of horsecrap, I started this blog.
5) Caffeine-Free Diet Whatever Yes. I want all the chemicals and side effects, just none of the flavor.
6) Movies With an Unwarranted Adult Rating Or worse, movies that have Adult Ratings with naked dudes and/or gay cowboys. If I wanted to see gay cowboys, I would just go ahead and hammer a railroad spike through my penis on an anvil.
--Please don't make me pay $10 on top of all that.
7) Cold Fries I always enter that first set of double doors at Burger King, and wait until I hear the skull-piercing beeping. Then I run in yelling "Fries Are Done!" in an electrified manner.
--It helps if you are wearing The Crown.
8) Movies With Roman Numerals in Them Didn't the Romans get their asses kicked in, like, the early 1900s? Why does anybody care about a demographic that got their ass kicked in the 1900s? I'm walkin' around watchin Rocky movies in complete confusion. Fuck Romans!
9) Mission Impossible Movies OMG where is my Motrin?
10) Jerry Agar I can't remember how, but he somehow bumped "airline food" off THE LIST.
--Whatever it was, it must have been serious.
[LOBO]
1) Former Hawaiian Govenor Ben Cayetano for lies, lies, lies.
2) UHPA (The University of Hawaii Professional Assembly) for endorsing the mammoth tuition hike in 1997 -thusly sentencing entire generations of poor and middle class academic hopefuls trapped on a tiny, overpriced island to bussing tables for rich tourists-in hopes of leveraging an inconsequential raise from the then current Governor Ben Cayetano (See Above).
In their defense, that "Aloha Spirit" ain't cheap, and they've made the transition from an economy based on tourism directly to one based on harvesting souls very smooth.
It's easier when you control the information, after all.
3) Telemarketers Lightly salted, jagged and rusty catheters. 'Nuff said.
4) Books Banned by Churches that are are Actually Pretty Lame Overall "Catcher in the Rye" was such a pile of horsecrap, I started this blog.
5) Caffeine-Free Diet Whatever Yes. I want all the chemicals and side effects, just none of the flavor.
6) Movies With an Unwarranted Adult Rating Or worse, movies that have Adult Ratings with naked dudes and/or gay cowboys. If I wanted to see gay cowboys, I would just go ahead and hammer a railroad spike through my penis on an anvil.
--Please don't make me pay $10 on top of all that.
7) Cold Fries I always enter that first set of double doors at Burger King, and wait until I hear the skull-piercing beeping. Then I run in yelling "Fries Are Done!" in an electrified manner.
--It helps if you are wearing The Crown.
8) Movies With Roman Numerals in Them Didn't the Romans get their asses kicked in, like, the early 1900s? Why does anybody care about a demographic that got their ass kicked in the 1900s? I'm walkin' around watchin Rocky movies in complete confusion. Fuck Romans!
9) Mission Impossible Movies OMG where is my Motrin?
10) Jerry Agar I can't remember how, but he somehow bumped "airline food" off THE LIST.
--Whatever it was, it must have been serious.
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