Michael Vick Falsely Accused of Dogfighting
Predator Press
We here at Predator Press rarely take part in "Investigative Reporting"; investigations tend to be lengthy and boring, and the reporting doubly so.
Still, when we found out that NFL star Michael Vick was under fire for alleged dogfighting, we were really intrigued.
But a preliminary examination of Micheal Vick's lavish pad produced exactly zero airplanes. None. Zip.
Hear that CNN?
The fact is, Michael Vick doesn't possess a current pilot's license, nor has he ever. And aside from 2 rather incriminating Red Baron frozen pepperoni pizzas and a conspicuously inordinate amount of bottled water and lava lamps, we uncovered absolutely nothing during the search to support these slanderous allegations. How can a man with no plane or pilot's license possibly engage in mortal air-to-air combat?
Hm?
We here at Predator Press rarely take part in "Investigative Reporting"; investigations tend to be lengthy and boring, and the reporting doubly so.Still, when we found out that NFL star Michael Vick was under fire for alleged dogfighting, we were really intrigued.
But a preliminary examination of Micheal Vick's lavish pad produced exactly zero airplanes. None. Zip.
Hear that CNN?
The fact is, Michael Vick doesn't possess a current pilot's license, nor has he ever. And aside from 2 rather incriminating Red Baron frozen pepperoni pizzas and a conspicuously inordinate amount of bottled water and lava lamps, we uncovered absolutely nothing during the search to support these slanderous allegations. How can a man with no plane or pilot's license possibly engage in mortal air-to-air combat?
Hm?
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