Amy Polumbo Out, New Jersey Runner-Up Crowned
Predator Press
Shocked at Amy Polumbo's scandalous admission that she is 'not a robot', the committee in charge of New Jersey's beauty pageant reacted with her swift and immediate disqualification.
"Look," points out a judge. "Everyone knows the first sign that someone is indeed a robot is when they deny being a robot."
"That techno-floozy has a proven history of circulating her tawdry schematics," cites another official. "We have numerous photos of her publicly rubbing hydraulic fluid into her chassis, and completely removing her service panels at large drunken MIT frat parties."
"It really came down to her behavior," he explains. "When you think of New Jersey, we want you to think 'Garden State', not 'common filthy Popular Mechanics whore'."
The new Miss New Jersey, Rosie Reuboux, was unavailable for comment.
Shocked at Amy Polumbo's scandalous admission that she is 'not a robot', the committee in charge of New Jersey's beauty pageant reacted with her swift and immediate disqualification."Look," points out a judge. "Everyone knows the first sign that someone is indeed a robot is when they deny being a robot."
"That techno-floozy has a proven history of circulating her tawdry schematics," cites another official. "We have numerous photos of her publicly rubbing hydraulic fluid into her chassis, and completely removing her service panels at large drunken MIT frat parties."
"It really came down to her behavior," he explains. "When you think of New Jersey, we want you to think 'Garden State', not 'common filthy Popular Mechanics whore'."
The new Miss New Jersey, Rosie Reuboux, was unavailable for comment.
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