The Predator Press IQ Test

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The worst economy in the world is associated with:


a) Calcutta

b) California

c) Entrecard


Who loves the most people?


a) Oprah

b) Jesus

c) David Letterman


2+2=


a) 3

b) 5

c) Playing Pictionary with our geeky, jackass neighbors who never bring food, and don’t know **** about ****.


“End of Second Quarter” is another term for:


a) Halftime

b) Twenty-five cents

c) Oh holy crap I hope there’s nobody in the bathroom



If a black hole the size of Manhattan appeared in Pennsylvania:


a) The ACLU would sue it for defamation

b) The price of #2 pennsyils would skyrocket

c) Jon Gosselin has hope for new realty TV series



Result:

IQ=957

See? ALL Predator Press readers are GENIUSES

(Except for guys named 'Travis.' I hate those jerks! Know why King Travis the Second never conquered Rome? 'Cus there never was no King Travis -First, Second or Third: it's a name we just made up, like, twenty years ago! If you're going to bother making up names, try something with cajones .... like 'Chainsaw' or something. Unless you're a guy. If you're a guy, go for 'Todd.')