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The worst economy in the world is associated with:a) Calcutta
b) California
c) Entrecard
Who loves the most people?
a) Oprah
b) Jesus
c) David Letterman
2+2=
a) 3
b) 5
c) Playing Pictionary with our geeky, jackass neighbors who never bring food, and don’t know **** about ****.
“End of Second Quarter” is another term for:
a) Halftime
b) Twenty-five cents
c) Oh holy crap I hope there’s nobody in the bathroom
If a black hole the size of Manhattan appeared in Pennsylvania:
a) The ACLU would sue it for defamation
b) The price of #2 pennsyils would skyrocket
c) Jon Gosselin has hope for new realty TV series
IQ=957
See? ALL Predator Press readers are GENIUSES
(Except for guys named 'Travis.' I hate those jerks! Know why King Travis the Second never conquered Rome? 'Cus there never was no King Travis -First, Second or Third: it's a name we just made up, like, twenty years ago! If you're going to bother making up names, try something with cajones .... like 'Chainsaw' or something. Unless you're a guy. If you're a guy, go for 'Todd.')
7 comments:
Isn't Oprah and Jesus in the same category considered "Double Dipping"?
Sometimes I read your post and feel like the androids in "I, Mudd" when the Star Trek crew (especially Spok) hit them with painful illogic. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
2 + 2 = 5
Because Big Brother told me so.
I'm glad my name isn't Travis...
...and that black hole in Pennsylvania already has appeared. I'm living in it. ;)
We call em pot holes here in Ohio.
That was easy. Especially #3. Everybody knows the answer is 5, but I didn't get the black hole thing. I thought the answer would just be Kate.
Ha! Beat ya! IQ = 1052
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