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In news that came as a shock to a sports world still buzzing over Rush Limbaugh’s failed bid to purchase the Saint Louis Rams, Hilary Clinton has announced her intent to acquire the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
“Guess what, you ****ing ****s,” she told press conference attendants. “It really was a Vast Liberal Conspiracy! Now unless it's Election Day, get the **** out of my face you ****-knocking piece of ****-eating ****stick -or I'll have your **** removed, and your entire family tree ****ed, ****ed, and ****ed.”
Details of the conference are garbled.
-My “*” key kept getting stuck.
3 comments:
I would pay mad cheddar to hear Hillary let loose like that. I know she has it in her. Atta girl!
I wish I had known that before I traded away Derrick Ward. Damn!
Buy it? Hell, she could be a player. Uh...playah! Excuse me.
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