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Moments after the Egyptian mandate to slaughter all pigs within their borders in an effort to stem the outbreak of Swine Flu, The Predator Press Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Weirdoes faxed the following to PETA president Ingrid Newkirk:





-This is gonna be awesome.


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Anonymous said…
I've been a vegetarian for 14 years and I STILL approve of this message. ;p

Um, why has this post been tagged with the word 'sex'?

Eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww!!!
2:41 PM
Daisy said…
Oh noes! Poor swines. They even has to kill the bebbeh ones!
2:43 PM
LOBO said…
Midleah: I don't know why this might be tagged "sex," but it made me think of a riddle:

Q: Why do cowboys, eh, 'romance' sheep on the edge of a cliff?

A: -Because it's the only place the sheep will push back.

(Ewwwweeeee! heehee)

Daisy: I'm not real sure how "scientific" Egypt is being here, but I am glad this pandemic isn't called the 'LOBO' Flu.
3:57 PM
Candy said…
What pandemic? Looks like it's all a big hype. But, that aside, poor piggys, what did they do?!
10:20 PM
Anonymous said…
What are all those pigs doing in Egypt in the first place? I thought muslims abhorred pork?

Oh, maybe they are confused and have killed all the fat women...
8:05 AM
Anonymous said…
Can't wait to see how Ingrid responds to that.
11:27 AM
Alex L said…
Silly pigs should know how to wash their hooves by now, its their own fault they are sick.
12:56 AM
LOBO said…
Candy: Yes I agree. For better results, we should have called it the "Ann Coulter" flu.

Daniel: LOL! I thought the same thing. WTF are pigs doing there in the first place?

(Maybe this is a conspiracy by the beef companies to kill Oprah.)

Future U: Yeah PETA seems kinda quiet on this, don't they?

I guess they only have stomach for freaking out little children here.

Alex: I'm with you. If the panic-nurturing newspeople spent a tenth of their breath saying "Wash your hands and cover your coughs and sneezes," this thing would grind to a halt.

(Assuming pigs watch the news. But somebody must be watching the news ... they're selling advertisements like crazy.)
7:10 PM
Brent Diggs said…
Pigs watching news? That would explain all 1-900 "porkline" commercials I've been seeing.
10:53 PM
LOBO said…
I just had this image in my head of those rednecks from Deliverance calling this as a phone sex line.

"Now squeal like a -oops. Wait. I can't find my debit card. Does yawl teli-graph?"
5:46 PM
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