Spree
Predator Press
[LOBO]
“I fixed your hood ornament,” says the tech.
“Actually you broke it off,” I point out.
“Semantics,” he replies. “It kept poking me while I was under the hood so I got rid of it. You didn’t need it anyways. It’s more aerodynamic this way.”
“That’s not the point, is it?”
“Look,” says the guy. “I put a different one on. It’s just as good, and this one doesn’t poke me anymore. What are you afraid of? Somebody will mistake your stupid car for another stupid car? Frankly I’m sick of you people and your petty imaginary car competitions -all conducted the expense of my physical and emotional well-being!”
I have a headache now.
He pokes me in the shoulder.
"By the way, here's your antenna.”
[LOBO]
“I fixed your hood ornament,” says the tech.“Actually you broke it off,” I point out.
“Semantics,” he replies. “It kept poking me while I was under the hood so I got rid of it. You didn’t need it anyways. It’s more aerodynamic this way.”
“That’s not the point, is it?”
“Look,” says the guy. “I put a different one on. It’s just as good, and this one doesn’t poke me anymore. What are you afraid of? Somebody will mistake your stupid car for another stupid car? Frankly I’m sick of you people and your petty imaginary car competitions -all conducted the expense of my physical and emotional well-being!”
I have a headache now.
He pokes me in the shoulder.
"By the way, here's your antenna.”
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