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“Mom,” says Screechy, our six-year old. “If you make one big plate of pork chops a week, it’s .08% less cholesterol. Plus dad will be awake 42% less, thereby mitigating our entire deductible.”
Terri whirls.
“Did he trick you into doing our insurance paperwork again?”
"He's taking out the garbage next month."
3 comments:
..... you had me at " big plate of pork chops "
Great deal if you ask me.
"He's taking out the garbage next month."
Technically that statement only requires you to do that once, the kid should of read the fine print.
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