Predator Press
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I know it’s hard to believe with a physique such as mine that I was once picked on by bullies.
-But believe me, no one knows the anguish of going to the beach and having a zombie kick sand in your face and steal your girl better!
I don't know about you, but I hate getting sand kicked in my face. And since I've selflessly dedicated my entire career to helping people, I can't just ignore you pipsqueaks and puny wimps: that's why I came up with Origami: the Art of Self Defense.
Why let all those useless and boring Geometry classes go to waste? With this 56 DVD set I’ll teach you step-by-step how after MONTHS of being brutally terrorized, I folded my high school bully into a teeny swan and then torched the evil hostile with hair spray and some matches.
-Her wheelchair melted instanly.
It was awesome.
4 comments:
I never would have thunk it! However, I thought you were making origami ninja stars. Now THAT would be awesome.
Damn! I thought I was supposed to learn "Oregano As Self Defence". No wonder I keep getting beat up. But at least my pasta sauces are good.
The wheels can be dangerous, its good that you showed her whose boss.
Do the DVD's come with the hairspray and matches?
I really hope it does.
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