Mark A. Rayner Made Me Read Stuff

June 19, 2008

Mark A. Rayner Made Me Read Stuff

Predator Press

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This represents the first "meme" I've ever done.

The 123 Meme seemed pretty easy as I happened to be in the middle of The Poor Man's James Bond*.

From page 123, the 5th line is: "Pull the slide to the rear and release it, screw down the Selector Stud until the Secondary Sear is disengaged and the hammer falls, at this point the weapon is on AUTOMATIC."

... you have to read it sideways because of the diagram.

* Spoiler alert: It's a great read, but I'm starting to suspect James Bond neither wrote or appears in it.

So yeah, The Skwib is to blame for the following:

IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU ARE MEMED.

OR "MAMED".

WHATEVER.

The rules are as follows:

1) Take a picture of your bare left foot with your cellphone.

2) Send it to the 6th person in your contact list, and then immediately call and ask in a sultry, breathy voice "what they think".

3) Once the Restraining Order is received, add the number of letters in the full name of the judge that signed it and publish the corresponding sentence on your blog with a) the pic, b) the phone number of that #6 litigious prick that totally screwed you by making you a Registered Sex Offender, c) these rules, and d) a link back here.

The first person to successfully fulfill all the above criteria will win the highly-coveted original masterpiece I commissioned to scan in and use as my icon, in the most expensive frame I can find at the Dollar Store.