Predator Press
[LOBO]
Predator Press is suffering some “technical difficulties”.
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I’ve used up all our blog ink copying the dollar bill
Don Lewis sent us as souvenirs for all our fans.
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We made hundreds of
thousands of these souvenirs. And we were so happy with the idea, we occasionally jumped in the piles and rolled around naked in them.
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But when we were bundling them in stacks of 100 for efficient storage, we discovered that Don’s original dollar bill was
counterfeit!
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I for one am
shocked that Don would sink so low as to proliferate phony cash, and completely ruin our plan to give these little keepsakes to millions and millions and millions of fans to show our appreciation for reading (or working at Best Buy, Aston Martin, Cunard Cruise Lines, et cetera).
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The ink is very low; if I were you I would highlight all the text in this post with your cursor in case you missed something; some text isn't transferring properly.
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I’ll get this corrected as soon as possible.
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Thank you for your continued patience and support.
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Comments
Look at that! It's all over my keyboard now.
Thanks a million LOBO.
I go through all the effort to make you a dollar bill and this is the thanks I get.
YOU try to find the correct colors in a crayola box! Even one of the big ones! And what about the paper? I nearly went blind putting in all those tiny red and blue lines.
Next time, I'm sending a check.
This is a happy day indeed.