Going Topless
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Nestled just south of Angry Seafood and west of Musings of a Barefoot Foodie, Alltop just got it’s newest resident.
-I didn’t want to do it, but Guy Kawasaki was just relentless.
“LOBO,” he says. “Alltop’s motto is ‘We’ve got humor covered’. If Predator Press isn’t on it, I’ll be sued!”
“I just can’t Guy,” I reply. “And just what kind of name is 'Kawasaki'? Is that Swedish?"
"No."
"First of all," I says, "This isn’t a humorous-type blog. It’s more like the Wall Street Journal -‘cept with pictures and interesting content. If I allow this critical and historical document’s philosophy to be corrupted, the very fabric of our Great Nation will unravel. Do you Swedes want the terrorists to win? Do you? Hm?”
“But you’ll get more traffic,” he persists.
“I can’t handle anymore traffic! I got like four comments on my last post. Four! I defy you to show me any other blog with four comments. My server is completely ground to a standstill, and I simply can’t afford any more fruit baskets.”
“I can get you 30 days free on AOL.”
“Deal.”
Thanks Guy!
[LOBO]
Nestled just south of Angry Seafood and west of Musings of a Barefoot Foodie, Alltop just got it’s newest resident.-I didn’t want to do it, but Guy Kawasaki was just relentless.
“LOBO,” he says. “Alltop’s motto is ‘We’ve got humor covered’. If Predator Press isn’t on it, I’ll be sued!”
“I just can’t Guy,” I reply. “And just what kind of name is 'Kawasaki'? Is that Swedish?"
"No."
"First of all," I says, "This isn’t a humorous-type blog. It’s more like the Wall Street Journal -‘cept with pictures and interesting content. If I allow this critical and historical document’s philosophy to be corrupted, the very fabric of our Great Nation will unravel. Do you Swedes want the terrorists to win? Do you? Hm?”
“But you’ll get more traffic,” he persists.
“I can’t handle anymore traffic! I got like four comments on my last post. Four! I defy you to show me any other blog with four comments. My server is completely ground to a standstill, and I simply can’t afford any more fruit baskets.”
“I can get you 30 days free on AOL.”
“Deal.”
Comments
Well done.
Congrats LOBO. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving blogger!
(The preceding statement does not necessarily reflect reality. You should not count upon its truthfulness nor sincerity. Batteries not included.)
And top billing in your blogroll.
And a piece of cheesecake.
Well, or apple pie, either one sounds pretty darn good right now!
Do me a favor and overtake those smug bastards at Stuff White People Like, and be thankful you ranked in above Dane Cook:)