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[LOBO]

" ... attach the color coded cables on the side with magnetic plates, unless it's Wednesday during a month with an 'M' in it.

In this case, define the corresponding animal of the current Chinese New Year and add the numeric values of the letters as per a regulation Scrabble board on Double Word squares with Triple Letter Score on the first vowel.

If the sum is greater than the last three digits of your salesman's birth year, affix the 1/8" bolts to the non-finished sides of parts N12, AAX and 1Q3 unless it's 1966*, then A44, N12, V2L and Q must be completely parallel to themselves, and perpendicular to Alpha Proxima.

* IMPORTANT: If it's model 99Av0441, please be sure to refer to illustrations 987.01 - 15111.a04."



If LadyTerri makes me assemble anymore
IKEA furniture, I'm just going to get a job.


Comments

Anonymous said…
a fate worse than death asembly of Ikea furniture...somebody stop that Little Ikea man from making furniture...
I feel your pain LOBO.....the last thing I had to assemble (well, tred to anyway) said "Hecho en China" on the box. WTF? And the instructions were written in such baaaaad "Engrish" I just threw them away & made up my own!!!

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