Okay, Who Pissed Off the Space Guys?
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"What happened?" I says.
"I don't know," says Mr Insanity, removing his oxygen mask. "Why are you dressed like that?"
"Like what?"
"Like that."
"I always wear Spandex during intergalactic conflicts. You know that."
"Well it's disgusting. Shouldn't you at least work out for a while first?"
"I'm far too busy and important to indulge in luxuries like exercise."
Mr Insanity winced as he sat up in the hospital bed. "Well that's pretty damned obvious." He shrugged painfully. "I don't really know how else to explain it. I was dropping off Sapphire for her shift at Nipples Italy. We pull into the parking lot, and suddenly it gets dark. I mean like almost night time dark; the temperature even dropped a few degrees. We look up, and there's a giant spaceship blocking out the entire sky. Hundreds of smaller fast-moving metallic objects start zipping around, shooting everything." He swings his legs weakly over the side, and attempts to stand. "You know what I think?"
"You think it's Lindsay Lohan too?"
"No dumbass. I think someone pissed off RDO."
"Oh come on," I says. "RDO is a pussycat. This whole thing smacks of Lohan."
"Well, those ... machines blasted their way into the club, tore out the stripper pole, and kidnapped Sapphire."
"Those assholes took the stripper pole?"
[LOBO]
"What happened?" I says."I don't know," says Mr Insanity, removing his oxygen mask. "Why are you dressed like that?"
"Like what?"
"Like that."
"I always wear Spandex during intergalactic conflicts. You know that."
"Well it's disgusting. Shouldn't you at least work out for a while first?"
"I'm far too busy and important to indulge in luxuries like exercise."
Mr Insanity winced as he sat up in the hospital bed. "Well that's pretty damned obvious." He shrugged painfully. "I don't really know how else to explain it. I was dropping off Sapphire for her shift at Nipples Italy. We pull into the parking lot, and suddenly it gets dark. I mean like almost night time dark; the temperature even dropped a few degrees. We look up, and there's a giant spaceship blocking out the entire sky. Hundreds of smaller fast-moving metallic objects start zipping around, shooting everything." He swings his legs weakly over the side, and attempts to stand. "You know what I think?"
"You think it's Lindsay Lohan too?"
"No dumbass. I think someone pissed off RDO."
"Oh come on," I says. "RDO is a pussycat. This whole thing smacks of Lohan."
"Well, those ... machines blasted their way into the club, tore out the stripper pole, and kidnapped Sapphire."
"Those assholes took the stripper pole?"
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