Steve Fosset Searchers Find 200 Other Crash Sites

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According to CNN, the search for Steve Fossett may provide clues to 200 other lost crash sites.

First let me say that in the unlikely I ever disappear in an airplane, dont fuck around: get those guys to look for me.

But at 200 people per, my calculatrons indicate that by losing a mere 117 more millionaires more we could solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle once and for all.

I'm recommending Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for starters.

... Wouldn't it make for a kickass reunion episode of "The Simple Life"?

Comments

Sarcasm Abounds said…
Memo to self, memo to self..."Don't fly over remote parts of Nevada for any reason, or it could be your ass!"

I am a geocaching dork, and I can find a snail's wallet in pitch blackness with my 5 year old GPS, so how the fuck do you lose that many planes and millionaires in US territory? It's not frickin' Papua New Guinea, no headhunters, right?

I have time next week, I'll go find him.

SA

Oh...I totally forgot. . . I saw "The Hills Have Eyes," fuck that. . .
Anonymous said…
I could only imagine what that episode would be like lol!

I'd watch it :)
Anonymous said…
Please tell me that the FAA, NASA and whoever else has a better tracking system than the Google thing everyone used to try and find this guy.

Please tell me our sh*t is as cool as what we see in the movies.
Anonymous said…
You are frickin' nuts! I can't help but love this blog and your wacky sense of humor! I'm not blind (depends on who you ask) and my monitor's not broken!

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