Tagged
Predator Press
[LOBO]
As a kid, I ground literally thousands of games of "Tag" to a standstill. Once after being designated "It", I got on a bus to O'Hare Airport and tagged a poor unsuspecting Japanese businessman boarding his flight home. He was pretty pissed, but I figure as long as I stay the hell out of Hamamatsu, I'll be fine.
My skill at Tag was surpassed only by my unrivalled savvy for Hide-and-Seek; I have never uttered the words "All-the-Outs-In-Free!". I'll bet well-concealed skeletons of children waiting for me to "find" them dot the Midwest like a map of Starbucks franchises to this day.
And I understand, trust me; millions and millions of readers everyday are faced with the Great Questions like Is there a God? and What is the Meaning of Life? and I wonder what makes LOBO tick? Who am I to deprive the masses as such? And as the first person in the history of Blogdome to have been twin-tagged, I must say up front that I will indeed rise to this superhuman task.
But only after a mammoth shitload of bitching.
Here are the rules:
1. Link to the blogger who tagged you,
2. List 8 random facts about yourself,
3. Tag 8 people, listing their names and linking to their blogs, and
4. Let them know they've been 'tagged'
by commenting on their blogs.
(Wait. Other people have blogs too?)
(... those bastards!)
***
1. Link to the blogger who tagged me.
That would be Olga, the Traveling Bra and Domestic Minx.
(Both of these sites are outrageous, well done, and guaranteed to get the unwary married guy struck from behind with a frying pan.)
2. List 8 random facts about myself.
a) I Will Destroy You at Super Mario Cart.
Period. I've had guys leave the field in a stretcher. I'll save that blue turtle shell the whole damn race if I gotta. And just as you're a mere inches from the finish line, KAPOW!!!
b) Two Years Ago the Domestic Minx Scratched 3 of the CDs I Loaned Her. Now They Skip Like Hell.
Blogging can be a cold, cruel and unjust universe sometimes. But as far as I know, that ruthless scourge upon humanity Terri Terri is still behind bars, and servin 9 consecutive life-sentences thanks to me.
I sleep like a baby knowin every day I'm doin the right thing.
4) I Have Two Eyes, Two Arms, Two Legs, and 57 Ankles.
I am paramount to Medical Science for study, and simultaneously very difficult to photograph.
It drives 'em nuts.
d) My Fave Band is the Foo Fighters.
They should all be dead by November.
9) I Have a Very Short Attention Span.
There. That's 10, right?
[LOBO]
As a kid, I ground literally thousands of games of "Tag" to a standstill. Once after being designated "It", I got on a bus to O'Hare Airport and tagged a poor unsuspecting Japanese businessman boarding his flight home. He was pretty pissed, but I figure as long as I stay the hell out of Hamamatsu, I'll be fine.My skill at Tag was surpassed only by my unrivalled savvy for Hide-and-Seek; I have never uttered the words "All-the-Outs-In-Free!". I'll bet well-concealed skeletons of children waiting for me to "find" them dot the Midwest like a map of Starbucks franchises to this day.
And I understand, trust me; millions and millions of readers everyday are faced with the Great Questions like Is there a God? and What is the Meaning of Life? and I wonder what makes LOBO tick? Who am I to deprive the masses as such? And as the first person in the history of Blogdome to have been twin-tagged, I must say up front that I will indeed rise to this superhuman task.
But only after a mammoth shitload of bitching.
Here are the rules:
2. List 8 random facts about yourself,
3. Tag 8 people, listing their names and linking to their blogs, and
4. Let them know they've been 'tagged'
by commenting on their blogs.
(Wait. Other people have blogs too?)
(... those bastards!)
***
1. Link to the blogger who tagged me.
That would be Olga, the Traveling Bra and Domestic Minx.
(Both of these sites are outrageous, well done, and guaranteed to get the unwary married guy struck from behind with a frying pan.)
2. List 8 random facts about myself.
a) I Will Destroy You at Super Mario Cart.
Period. I've had guys leave the field in a stretcher. I'll save that blue turtle shell the whole damn race if I gotta. And just as you're a mere inches from the finish line, KAPOW!!!
b) Two Years Ago the Domestic Minx Scratched 3 of the CDs I Loaned Her. Now They Skip Like Hell.
Blogging can be a cold, cruel and unjust universe sometimes. But as far as I know, that ruthless scourge upon humanity Terri Terri is still behind bars, and servin 9 consecutive life-sentences thanks to me.
I sleep like a baby knowin every day I'm doin the right thing.
4) I Have Two Eyes, Two Arms, Two Legs, and 57 Ankles.
I am paramount to Medical Science for study, and simultaneously very difficult to photograph.
It drives 'em nuts.
d) My Fave Band is the Foo Fighters.
They should all be dead by November.
9) I Have a Very Short Attention Span.
There. That's 10, right?
Comments
Kewl stuff ya got, great answers!
~julian