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An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan,
According to a web site I found, the United States --currently embroiled in a debate over immigration-- has 20 million illegal aliens within her borders. Stormtroopers are already dancing in the streets of Tokyo! Why have you convinced everyone that RDO is poised to ignite the Earth's atmosphere and wipe it clean of all life whatsoever?
I don’t know what evil scheme you’re hatching, but you’re scaring the hell out of Tom Cruise.
George Clooney narrowly escaping death by having a particularly nasty swatch of speeding blacktop crash into him 'an his poor motorcycle has your earmarks all over it: you ain't foolin nobody ... and I'm onto your whole "E Coli-China toys-Van Halen-George Bush" conspiracy too.
But for God's sake, why the stripper pole at Nipples Italy?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Why Lindsay?
Why?
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Lindsay Lohan,
According to a web site I found, the United States --currently embroiled in a debate over immigration-- has 20 million illegal aliens within her borders. Stormtroopers are already dancing in the streets of Tokyo! Why have you convinced everyone that RDO is poised to ignite the Earth's atmosphere and wipe it clean of all life whatsoever?
I don’t know what evil scheme you’re hatching, but you’re scaring the hell out of Tom Cruise.
George Clooney narrowly escaping death by having a particularly nasty swatch of speeding blacktop crash into him 'an his poor motorcycle has your earmarks all over it: you ain't foolin nobody ... and I'm onto your whole "E Coli-China toys-Van Halen-George Bush" conspiracy too.
But for God's sake, why the stripper pole at Nipples Italy?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Why Lindsay?
Why?
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