The Final Conflict
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"Lohan," I says. "I knew it!"
"Look," says Lohan. "See this hand?"
She shows me her gloved left fist, and then punches me with her right.
"I have nothing to do with all this crap," says Lohan. "I don't even know who you are. Now please stop writing about me, before my agents sue you into the Middle Ages."
"You don't fool me Lohan!" I says, sobbing courageously. "Although I would really appreciate it if you stopped punching me."
"Get back up you wuss!" she screams, kicking me in the stomach. "You're not getting off that easy."
"RDO would never threaten to ignite the atmosphere and wipe out all Humankind!" I protest though broken teeth. "I would delete his entire Halo 3 profile!"
"What?" I hear from my watch. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh yeah I would, RDO," I says into the watch, spitting dental shrapnel. "Just try me."
"You would sacrifice all my Halo 3 achievements for that scubby little planet?"
"It's your call Miss Lohan," I says, openly weeping.
"I'm not done beating you yet," she says.
"I'll wait," says RDO.
[LOBO]"Lohan," I says. "I knew it!"
"Look," says Lohan. "See this hand?"
She shows me her gloved left fist, and then punches me with her right.
"I have nothing to do with all this crap," says Lohan. "I don't even know who you are. Now please stop writing about me, before my agents sue you into the Middle Ages."
"You don't fool me Lohan!" I says, sobbing courageously. "Although I would really appreciate it if you stopped punching me."
"Get back up you wuss!" she screams, kicking me in the stomach. "You're not getting off that easy."
"RDO would never threaten to ignite the atmosphere and wipe out all Humankind!" I protest though broken teeth. "I would delete his entire Halo 3 profile!"
"What?" I hear from my watch. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh yeah I would, RDO," I says into the watch, spitting dental shrapnel. "Just try me."
"You would sacrifice all my Halo 3 achievements for that scubby little planet?"
"It's your call Miss Lohan," I says, openly weeping.
"I'm not done beating you yet," she says.
"I'll wait," says RDO.
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