[LOBO]
"What's with that little black bra on that last post?" asks Ethan.
"That's Olga, the Traveling Bra," I says. "God Ethan, didn't you learn anything in history class?"
"Ah-"
"In that painting, Olga is depicted leading the French Revolution."
"Olga started the French Revolution?"
"No," I reply matter-of-factly. "Olga's cousin and twisted evil nemesis Helga the Wandering Corset did. Most major conflicts and events throughout human history are really cover-ups for those two going at it. Even in the Civil War, Ulysses S. Grant was wearing Olga while General Robert E. Lee wore Helga."
"Sewing the thin underwire of discontent, eh?"
"Now you're being silly," I says.
16 comments:
I believe bras were also responsible for the Great Fire of London, the Plague and the fall of the Roman Empire.
Thanks for revealing this little known & well-concealed historical tit-bit of information! Vive la Olga!!! (PS: Olga thinks you're swell)
Olga is awesome!
Ahh the eternal battle of good and evil. The book "Prince Ombra" even has one in the name.
So when the final battle begins, will that be "wash sorting day?"
lol!
I would like to be the first to welcome our rather dainty textiled oppressors.
--I'll even change the name of this blog to "Permanent Press."
THANK YOU LOBO! Olga has been busting up for days over our joint venture! Perhaps we can join forces again someday...ya know, just for the Helga vit. Whatever happened to ol' Helga anyway? Don't see much of her kind around anymore....
We haven't heard the last of Helga ...
:)
That's what I thought. Seems we have a little wayward bra situation over on Olga's blog. I hope Helga isn't behind it...
I think anything with the intials PP is swell....Olga has an affection for those intitials....sure hope I can find her....I'm putting on my boots and spurs tomorrow and heading out with the posse to find her. Do not, and I repeat, do not mess with a cowgirl.....
Signed,
One Determined Little Italian
Do you think Olga could have EVEN been responsible for the IRISH potatoe famine????......She's a pretty powerful woman...potatoes and point????
Signed,
Yep-gotta a degree in history too:)
Seems that once I recover Olga, my psychic says I'm headed to Florida-no lie. Guess she will be sent "special delivery." I am NOT trusting the USPS ever again-it's gotta be a hand off-I'm a BIG football fan........
Signed,
Steve Young
And, furthermore, I am personally going to "take Helga out," no one messes with Olga.....
Signed,
Muhammed Ali (aka Casus Clay..i suck at spelling)
Lobo-need help ASAP. Olga is in the hands of a leprechaun. He must have snuck into the Post Office during the night. Is there some historical problem between the Irish and Italians?
Signed,
Fell asleep during history class
So I wonder what ol' Helga's up to these days???
Here from ol' bra - I'm addicted you know :lol:
Olga looks very happy in that photo...but she can't be trusted after a few drinks. She can be quite destructive with a bit of alcohol in her cups ;)
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