Britney Performance Irks Jealous, Catty Nation
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Can't I leave you people for one lousy week without screwing everything up?
If I knew you people were going to be such jerks, I never would have agreed to be Britney Spears' last-minute Choreographer, Costume Designer, Personal Trainer, Heineken Fetcher and Dietician in the first place.
Hey, who knew when you combine cheddar cheese and Dunkin Donuts you get bowel movements that make your back hurt? She's a trooper if you ask me: she owes me $42,084,054 and she's made a selfless scientific contribution to humankind.
So now --while simultaneously defending the entire planet Earth against the Great Zombie Omnocracy-- I've got all you people talking trash about perhaps the greatest musical talent since sliced bread.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
Seriously.
Comments
Anyway, don't blame yourself. You actually made quite a post-apocalyptic statement with your wardrobe choice. I'm proud of you. The nation is proud of you.
Yeah ... I've avoided Britney to some degree (and olga, I thought the same thing!) ... but that was simply too "remarkable" to avoid mentioning ...
Take a break Lobo!
Nice try with her. Maybe you can use her refferal when you take Cortney Love in hand.
SA