Rock Bottom
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"What happened?" says me.
"I gave the FDA a sample of OxyCaine," says Ethan. "Two hours later, the FDA headquarters burned to the ground."
"Who's the guy in the cage?"
"That's Andrew C. von Eschenbach, M.D.," says Ethan. "The head of the FDA."
Andrew C. von Eschenbach, M.D., wearing nothing except a tie and an argyle sock on his left foot, reckognizes his name and peers out hopefully.
"Yech," says Ethan. "Make him put on some underwear before he pokes someone's eye out."
I reach into the cage, and scratch behind his ear. "He doesn't seem so bad."
"Well," says Ethan, "without his approval, we can't sell this crap."
"Who's a good boy?" I says in my puppy voice while scratching Andy's neck. "Why you are!" I says. I hold up some pills by his nose. "Iszoo gonna 'prove Ethan's feely-good pills?"
Drooling sloppily, Andy nodded an effusive yes.
"I gotta tell you Ethan," I says, tossing the pills into the corner of the cage as Andy bounded after them. "I don't think this is as complicated as you do."
[LOBO]
"What happened?" says me.
"I gave the FDA a sample of OxyCaine," says Ethan. "Two hours later, the FDA headquarters burned to the ground."
"Who's the guy in the cage?"
"That's Andrew C. von Eschenbach, M.D.," says Ethan. "The head of the FDA."
Andrew C. von Eschenbach, M.D., wearing nothing except a tie and an argyle sock on his left foot, reckognizes his name and peers out hopefully.
"Yech," says Ethan. "Make him put on some underwear before he pokes someone's eye out."
I reach into the cage, and scratch behind his ear. "He doesn't seem so bad."
"Well," says Ethan, "without his approval, we can't sell this crap."
"Who's a good boy?" I says in my puppy voice while scratching Andy's neck. "Why you are!" I says. I hold up some pills by his nose. "Iszoo gonna 'prove Ethan's feely-good pills?"
Drooling sloppily, Andy nodded an effusive yes.
"I gotta tell you Ethan," I says, tossing the pills into the corner of the cage as Andy bounded after them. "I don't think this is as complicated as you do."
Comments
I can see some obscure Indie movie - and I want a part in it -and perhaps some of that OxyCaine..